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Post by MikeandIke02 on Oct 25, 2007 23:03:51 GMT -5
WARNING: FIND THE SONG. TRUST ME ON THIS
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He’s not Mike.
Ike: (Southern accent) He ain’t Ike.
M: Here is our review of Hillary Swank’s latest descent into mediocrity, sung to the tune of a classic Blue Oyster Cult Song.
I: This is good. This is really good.
MUSIC: DON’T FEAR THE REAPER
The ten plagues have come All our hope is gone. Critics don’t like The Reaping Nor does it seem like anyone else… we can be like they are Come on baby… don’t see The Reaping We can watch TV… don't see The Reaping We can watch BSG… don't see The Reaping It will rot your brain
Her career is done Was good now it’s gone Hillary Swank tries to act But it’s like she’s in Karate Kid… Hillary Swank tries to act For a scary movie how does this one fare… See Hillary Swank try to act Throw in cheesy music and a few cheap scares… She failed and that’s a fact Another 40,000 critics hate this film… We can be like they are Come on baby… don't see The Reaping We can watch TV… don't see The Reaping We can watch BSG… don't see The Reaping You will go insane
Film fans are as one This flick should be gone Came the first day of showings And it was clear folks wanted to like Then the film was started and the crap appeared And people’s brain cells disappeared The people ran, reviews appeared… saying this should be canned Come on baby… There are other films And I promise you… that I’ll find a good film One that doesn’t have CGI… That has become hard to do One that has a good script… That has become hard to do Come on baby… don’t see The Reaping
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