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Post by loverofbeers on Jun 27, 2012 22:59:23 GMT -5
Tales From the Grave, a terribly cheap knock-off of Tales From the Crypt written, directed, and produced by a woman who should bow her head in shame. Awful, just awful.
LOB-47
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Post by loverofbeers on Jun 28, 2012 4:47:55 GMT -5
The Knightly Murders, another good episode of Kolchak the Nightstalker. Still good stuff.
LOB-48
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Post by loverofbeers on Jun 28, 2012 19:42:17 GMT -5
Just finished watching my final episode of Masters of Horror for the month. Stuart Gordon's excellent adaptation of a tale by Lovecraft. Dreams in the Witch-House. The most horrific (to me) episode of MOH that I ever done seen. Wow, it's a bummer, but freaking awesome. Even has a cameo by that old book we all love, The Necronomicon. Just popped open a Red Stripe, Hurray Beer! and Cheers! LOB-49
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Post by loverofbeers on Jun 29, 2012 21:21:55 GMT -5
From 1974, my birth year, Kolchak the Nightstalker's "The Vampire". This episode made me smile three times. I finally realized the obvious about Carl Kolchak. He is the amalgamation of Clark Kent and Dr. Abraham Van Helsing. What a badass. This series could make a good movie or series of movies. Hear that Hollywood?
Just popped open a Red Stripe. Hurray Beer! and Cheers! LOB-50
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Post by jakeawesomesnake on Jul 1, 2012 1:32:09 GMT -5
JAS Megapost 2
All of the following are Master's of Horror:
First I watched Jennifer by Dario Argento, which is about a beautiful woman with a deformed face and a carniverous taste. Overall, I liked it ,but I don't know who'd put up with all the shit that came along with her for that long.
Second I watched Haeckels Tale by John McNaughton which is about a man seeking to create life and finds a woman who has orgies with an entire graveyard after bringing them back. It started out good ,but then got too rediculous for me to take seriously.
Third I watched Chocolate by series creator Mick Garris about a man who works at a food lab ,but then is able to suddenly see and feel what some blond woman feels. It starts with him being able to taste her chocolate. I liked this one alot, the idea that he feels greater than he ever has before by feeling things only she could was a really good one.
Fourth I watched Pelts by Dario Argento which stars freaking Meat Loaf and is about these magically beautiful racoons and how once killed their pelts cause people to go insane from their beauty and grief from their deaths. The part where meatloaf cuts a coat out of his skin was awesome.
Fifth I watched Valerie on the Stairs by Mick Garris about an author who lives in a boarding house for aspiring authors. This ones starts out really good ,but the main character is able to beat the demon way too easily.
Sixth I watched Pro Life by John Carpenter which is about a girl raped by a demon who tries to get the baby aborted and her father assaulting the clinic because he think he's been told too. This one was ok ,but I really liked the shootouts, too bad for the conspicuous CGI.
Seventh I watched The Damned Thing by Tobe Hooper which I agree was really good. I didn't like the bad CGI at the end or the generic kill them all ending ,but besides that I thought it was really good.
Eighth I watched Homecoming by Joe Dante and while not scary it had some great dark humor and made a good point.
Ninth I watched Cigarette Burns by John Carpenter which is great and about a film that makes you go mad from it's evil content. It has the same actor that does Darell from The Walking Dead.
JAS-45
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Post by jakeawesomesnake on Jul 1, 2012 4:18:29 GMT -5
Well congrats LOB you bested me again I would've been able to tie ,but the damn freezer went out and I was faced with a mini flood in the garage for a few hours.
So what's your idea for next month?
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Post by loverofbeers on Jul 1, 2012 7:46:19 GMT -5
I fell asleep while watching a very good episode of Kolchak guest starring Tom Skerritt about a bad politician and his pact with the Devil.
Before that I watched Kolchak the Nightstalker "Bad Medicine" about a cursed eight foot tall and murderous Native American myth/bad medicine man who steals jewelry from the filthy rich (old money types) for his pennance for stealing from his gods. The guy was huge, looked bigger than The Undertaker and Kane.
Final pre-midnight score, LOB-51.
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